I do, normally. [ It says. Alfie finds a whole shopping bag full of cheap cat toys, cat food, and a collar with a tag that says Gwenhwyfar. ] I was pushed.
I opened a door for a man on the way into the pet store, and he found that unacceptable. [ The bot says, quietly. ] He did not do much permanent damage. Nothing that can't be fixed with a thin layer of superglue.
[ It pulls back its sleeve to show Alfie. It doesn't look like anything is wrong at first until it makes the fleshy-toned skin slowly recede. There's a crack at the wrist, like someone aimed a heavy punch or hit with an object and the bot caught it with the side of its arm rather than its face.
The android frowns a little. ] This may be covered under warranty, seeing as I'm new. You can report broken property to Good Life and they can send replacements or fixes.
[Gwen jumps down from the fridge to come over and investigate, but Alfie shoos her away with a quiet Go on, Penny. Not knowing that Royce had already named her, he'd taken things into his own hands.]
[Alfie asks, and that is a little bit challenging. He turns back to the bags too, lifting to collar out and crinkling his brow at the spelling of the cat's name.]
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Pushed? Why?
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[Property damage.]
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[But that doesn't mean he won't take care of things himself.]
Tell me what he's damaged.
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The android frowns a little. ] This may be covered under warranty, seeing as I'm new. You can report broken property to Good Life and they can send replacements or fixes.
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[Gwen jumps down from the fridge to come over and investigate, but Alfie shoos her away with a quiet Go on, Penny. Not knowing that Royce had already named her, he'd taken things into his own hands.]
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Yes. Her name is Gwen. [ Excuse. Alfie said it could name her. Huff. ]
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[Alfie looks surprised.]
I thought you weren't gonna give her a name.
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[Alfie says, looking significantly down at her. She's winding her way through the bot's legs, bumping her head against his shins.]
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She's not a prisoner. That's all.
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[It's not a challenging question - or at least, it's not meant to be.]
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I am not a prisoner. Prisoner means being kept against your will. I don't have free will. I am a belonging.
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[Alfie nods at the flat's front door.]
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Hm. [ Is all it says, before going back to unloading groceries. It's almost... offended? Is that what this is? It isn't sure. It can't be. ]
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[Alfie asks, and that is a little bit challenging. He turns back to the bags too, lifting to collar out and crinkling his brow at the spelling of the cat's name.]
-- What is this, Welsh?
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It is, yes. The Welsh spelling of King Arthur's wife and queen.
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[He looks up again, right at the bot's face.]
Nothing, really? Are you sure?
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[ It's almost a brush-off. ]
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[And Alfie sounds interested.]
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No, I think you are much more likely to get rid of me in whatever fashion than keep me here.
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oh my god pretend i didn't call him Royce in the last tag
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AND THEN I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN i have WTL verse on the brain i'm sorry
LMAO it's fine don't worry
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