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[cactusy]

[Post-Barge Shoot]

Comments

[cactusy]

We do need to get one of your identities married to one of mine. Legally. For logistical reasons.

[Another nudge.]

We should do a paintball wedding every year.

[themostfun]

Absolutely yes.

[ Even if she sucks at it thanks to a very devoted federal employee, Root loves wedding paintball. ]

My identity who's a dancer. That's the one I want married to you. You're the best wife ever.

[cactusy]

Mm. You're okay, I guess.

[She says it not as a genuine rebuff, and not as an attempt to posture, but purely because she trusts that Root will know that she's joking.]

What's the dancer identity's name?

[themostfun]

[ Root does know, and she is so pleased. ]

Petrina Durov. ...I'd hook a leg around you right now if I weren't so tired and sore.

[ It sucks that she's bedridden right now, but this is worlds better than being dead. ]

[cactusy]

[Oh, well. Good thing Shaw isn't bedridden; that means that she can wiggle around and hook a leg over Root's. Whether or not the comment was meant as a hint, she appreciates it. She likes having clear instruction.]